Thursday, April 20, 2006

I want a good looking woman!

I admit the fact that I got inspired from the recent succes of Kyle MacDonald from One Red Paperclip. WOW, trading a lame paperclip for a new house! Thats wild! Anyway, I figured, maybe this is my chance to get something done about the mistake of my life - the marriage with the worlds most ugly woman. I mean, its not that she isn't nice and such, but she is just so damn ugly. You know, it's really hard to get excited around her, the way a healthy man should.

So here we go ...

My goal is to get at least two top-notch models in their prime age out of this - in trade of my old (but not very used) ugly woman. Just like Kyle, I don't expect anyone would want to trade in the two models for my woman, just like no one wants to trade in a house for a silly paperclip, but maybe you have something of a similar value to my ugly woman (well, hopefully something just a little more valuable, to get the ball rolling ..) - I am totally open for suggestions - anything that can get me closer to my two hot models :)


Blogger lakirdz said...

You think this is funny? Women are objects to be traded like paper clips, huh?

You are a lucky man with a wife who is nice and cares for you, in contast to the millions of women all over the world who have ugly and violent husbands.

2:31 AM  
Blogger Mark D said...

I'll swap you a paperclip for a crack house in the ghetto...

8:01 AM  

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